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What the fuck are Americans doing?
Shop worker: "Clear you're weapon sir."
Customer: "Ain't loaded."
Shop worker: "Sorry, store policy."
Customer: "Fine" (clears weapon, ejects a live round) "Oops! How'd that get in there."
Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) "How can I help you today?"
I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.
"Well organized" "militia"
I ask myself this everyday
Dying, a lot