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[โ€“] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I have a dark secret. I used to have CenturyLink DSL around 5 years ago, and the tech asked me if I had restarted the modem during one of the many stints where I would get bits per second rather than the "10mbps" we were supposed to get

I lied every time. I'm sorry CenturyLink tech support employee, but man did CenturyLink suck, and man am I absolutely sure that it never fixed the issue.

At one point I filed a complaint with the FCC and got a letter from CenturyLink telling me that they knew about the complaint!

[โ€“] PaintedSnail@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We know when you lie. We can see uptime stats.