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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a linguist (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Javascript users be like.

try {
    mysteryBox?.open?.();
}
catch() {
    console.error("fuck")
}

Rust users be like.

let discord_kitten = femboys
    .iter()
    .map(|b| Bottom { thigh_highs: true, ..*b })
    .filter(|b| b.girth<5.0)
    .reduce(|top,b| top %= b);

C# users be like.

// from the Unity turoial IDK what this does
RegistrationHandler.SingletonInjectionHandler.InjectSingleton<IInjectedSingleton>(new InjectedSingleton(RegistrationHandler.SingletonInjectionHandler.SingletonType.Player));