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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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He took it literally (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Protip: Don't talk to police. Ever.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I've watched this vid a few times but did they put like a speed up of .5 on there or am I getting old? I seriously felt like I was trying to track an auctioneer. My shit aside, always a good watch! Thanks for posting!

[–] N0MAD@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

I watch this video every time it pops up or randomly when I think of it. Great video