sawdustprophet

Protip: Don't talk to police. Ever.

"Like wiping your ass with silk."

Or when you're going through TSA and suddenly panic about whether or not you hid a bomb up your butt.

"Oh, that's just a Fat-Man-shaped butt plug."

When did the pronunciation change from N-E-S to Nes?

Of the people I knew as a kid, the "N.E.S."/"Nes" divide was about even (I'm in the US)