Since dude DMd me to tell me this wasn't a bit and to yell at me, let's enjoy this for a bit and pick it apart.

You started shit while acting the part of a innocent person and you'll get treated like you were a manipulative cunt for that.

What shit did I start? A flippant reply to a post on a shitpost community? Thats enough to cause you to meltdown?

You posted a passive aggressive, not so subtly controlling and clearly manipulative comment

What did I post that was passive aggressive, before you started screaming and crying?

I had posted an essay about the mentality of prissy cunts (relevant or not it doesn't matter)

Well you posted an essay for sure. Relevant it was not. This is shitposting community, not a community for actual advice. My comment saying to go on a Rager was not serious, and I explicitly flagged it as such. Your response was both extremely preachy and completely misguided.

You infantalized what was said, misrepresented what happened and are still here trying to save your loser clown ass from the impact of your having been a clown ass loser

No, the thread is here for everyone to see.
You replied to my silly dumb joke with a bigass rant where you insulted people for hypothetically doing things you didn't like. When I sarcastically reminded you again of the community, you told me I have no "authority" here. Authority to what?
You said that I'm complaining like a bitch, but literally I hadn't complained about anything, you just made that up which is rich considering how much you accuse me of manipulation later. Remember, the whole thread is there for everyone to confirm this.

I found out you were INTENTIONALLY manipulating what was happening either because you can't read or because your a total ass (the much more likely answer of course)

Intentionally manipulating, like how you said I was complaining? Like how you said I was trying to control people, despite me having said nothing but a joke and a reminder of the channel, but you went on a preachy tirade about what people should and shouldn't do? Huh

You (a cunt) know you can spout bullshit and hope for the best, and you've been doing it your whole life Id reckon. Be an idiot, but just smart enough to lie to the idiots around you for support when you need and think that makes you better then the intelligent one you are facing off with (while pretending your not in case you need to act like you weren't when you fail epically at it)

I mean, if you had an iota of self awareness, you'd appreciate the irony in you saying this.

Just in case anyone assumes your not just a witless conniving liar I keep assuming your doing this because youre just stupid.

So back to that which you posted (You should think about the community your posting in.)

Implying directly that I should not comment because it doesn't suit your shitpost community guidelines (which is short and stupid/lame im assuming) and that they (OP) can't post hopeshitposts either. And also keeping you safe from criticism of your clearly maligned behavior. A learned trait, assuming from home.

I didn't say you can't, I said that im posting shit takes, because this is the community for shit takes.
But here you are, telling me that I'm now allowed to post shit takes in the community dedicated to shit takes. And you're telling me that I'm the one trying to control people? Uh huh.

So I know this is how you get attention and that puts me in a position. You likely have no fucking friends and are a victim of a superiority complex and victim roleplay. So what am I to do? Keep engaging? Let him have his make believe? Nah that's how this place gets filled with yous. Exhausting, debilitatingly clueless cowards like you.

But teaching comes with suffering so letting you pretend you are consistent with your story is a cop out on my part. Its always tough to be the better man so here we are. Still replying to a disingenuous conniving cowardly asshole fuckwad of a, and I'm using the term EXCRUCIATINGLY loosely here, human being.

Again, an ounce of self awareness would have done wonders for you, here.

Let me guess tho. You ain't gonna read that cause your a little wus who never wanted to know he's a cowardly stupid fuck and almost everybody knows it?

No, unfortunately for you, I read it all.
Idk what you thought would happen here. The thread is here for everyone to see. They can see that you lied, and then accused me of doing the things you did. You can read if for yourself. It's all here, out in public.
I wrote this breakdown for you, because eventually you did strike a chord, and to show you that I'm not just gonna accept you lying about me without standing up for myself a little bit.

in case anyone doesn't want to scroll up a bit, this screencap of the conversation captures it perfectly.\

If this is rage bait, I'll give it 5/10. You triggered me enough to write a breakdown, but I'm not fuming.

I applaud your commitment to the bit, even if it's not my brand of shitposting. I know how much time it takes to walk that line for such a long post.

A challenge for you:
Can to double the length and somehow work in dr Seuss?

Edit
Dude DM'd to yell at me. Turns out it's not a bit. That is WILD