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you must be from a parallel timeline friendo. in this reality, google promised 'don't be evil', then trashed that.
I remember those days, lived through them.
it doesn't change the crux; you turned it on briefly and supposed can identify which one it was because it got HOT. this would not occur with LED lighting; only incandescent would get warm enough fast enough to maaaaybe work in this setting.
DO NO HARM is the oath medical professionals take, aka they hippocratic oath. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippocratic_Oath