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"How many times are you going to run this, and how many in parallel?"
"Just once, and exactly one."
"Better make a full OO class for it."
I can do this in C in three lines.
Newlines mean nothing in c. You can literally write any program in three lines of c, if you don't give a crap about readability.
Enterprise grade 👌
yep https://github.com/leo-aa88/HelloWorldEnterpriseEdition