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[–] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 27 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You know hackers in the movies are very polite and care for their user. When they are hacking or wiping the disk they show proper progress. That is much better user experience than many corporate products. Be like hackers in the movie.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 hours ago

Ransomware has better tech support and customer service than your cell phone provider or ISP.