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And then everyone stood up and clapped (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

The part that was the tell was that it worked on first try.

Okay, in which way? Did the person just run the first attempt with all their wallet info in production?

Even a vibe coded wouldn’t be that stupid… I hope.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago

Even a vibe coded wouldn’t be that stupid… I hope.

look at various vibecode subreddits.

at least some of them are

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, they would.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

run the first attempt with all their wallet info in production? Even a vibe coded wouldn’t be that stupid

Oh the things I have seen cryptobros on twitter do, you would not believe

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I hope they would - it's like natural selection but in the fiscal context

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

The first three drafts of my favourite test program (a program to drive servos to point a heliostat mirror at mirrorLattitude, mirrorLongitude, mirrorAltitude in altitude and azimuth to direct the reflected ray at targetLattitude, targetLongitude, targetAltitude) wouldn't run.

It's very rare for any AI to use real modules for the language (even when I say "please use library modules that exist in CPAN") and they nearly never know how to reflect a ray