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Conditional Baptism (lemmy.zip)
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[โ€“] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like Haskell needs an official Saint.

[โ€“] solrize@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 hours ago

There's an old joke about functional programming separating Church from state.