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But you can save all that kettle space for something else. Might i recommend a toaster? You could have tea and toast!
Not today, Satan!
How 'bout a muffin?
We don't like muffins 'round here! No muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, no hot cross buns, and definitely - no smeggin' flapjacks!