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I truly hope they could not pay the drums well. I want fucking amateur hour on the drums. That shit will make anyone go insane.
Do they need a trumpet player? I never learned the trumpet but I can toot.
We need a wanna be bag pipe player.
I'm pretty food at disruptive miming. Can I come?
I still got my recorder from elementary school. Will that help?
We need 30 more for the best effect.
Are you this trumpet player?
I wanted to play drums as a kid, but that was a hard NO from the parents.
I ended up being a musician, but I'm still a frustrated air drummer to this day.
We could use you! Join the band!
I'm bad enough at guitar to be effective!
Or swing the opposite way. Some sort of super talented prog-rock drummer.
All night drum battle between them both.
So many options to keep it fresh.
Drum lesson.
Portnoy's probably got some free time on his hands.