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[–] andioop@programming.dev 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OOP boilerplater except for the Windows bit; trying to slowly move off proprietary software and choose open source when I can

[–] passepartout@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Same honestly, it's a hustle to convince the Java EE dinosaurs of new paradigms. Never going back to Micro$lop though.

[–] orochi02@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Functional streams are a good start

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jetbrains though :(

[–] andioop@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

also a JetBrains enjoyer :( one day I'll teach myself to like VSCode as much as I like JetBrains