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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon plays the lottery (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 172 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Money is the cause of most long term relationship struggles in the US. Talk to your fake girlfriend about what you desire to do with your fake money.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 61 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That sounds like too much work. Can't I just fake the conversation, too?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

The realness of your conversion should match the realness of your SO.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

Only if you’re alright with faking up