Goose is the only non-passerine emoji I have
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2026
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Please explain to someone who never had an insta account, what is an insta thot?
Also, please explain to a poor person, what is a 2 year prenup pension?
Edit: thanks everyone. I feel highly educated now.
Here's the explanation from someone who doesn't know either : an insta thot is a girl who lives on the instagrams, and is hot. The T is silent.
A 2y prenup pension is a roof over your head for 2 years before you start doing either pullups, or pushups (your choice).
THOT = That Ho Over There
Cheers. (I got my eye on you, J-quallin)