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Conditional Baptism (lemmy.zip)
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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Incoming baptismal penetration estimate from carnal sins: -17 layers

Shield integrity: 69%

Hull integrity: 100%

System: stable