"North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has declared himself the only person allowed to do the Macarena. A person had been found performing the dance, and has been personally thrown by the leader into a big pool filled with genetically-engineered superpiranhas."

[–] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can't believe North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has killed thousands of people for performing the Macarena!

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

how dare they steal dear leader's dance moves! America would never do something like that, they'd just kill those around the one who steals the dance moves and charge them for crimes not illegal in the home country

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