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Conditional Baptism (lemmy.zip)

submitted 5 days ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago

I’m not religious but I thought baptism was always conditional on confirmation - not in writing or scripture but via a handshake agreement with the parents or some shit.