Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 1 day ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 day ago (6 children)

No, it's a flash drive, apples are redder, and round.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Apples to oranges

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Dust to dust

[–] SayJess@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fade to black…

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Front to back, side to side

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Then I let the Alpine play

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