A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
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Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don't actually do this, but it does sound like it'd fit)
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Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren't three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
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I don't see what the problem is.
Is that a giant penis in the background?
Edit - shit I thought I was replying to the main post...
Are u a top or bottom sandwich? 😳
(凸 and 凹 mean top and bottom in Chinese/Japanese)
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Who lays down to cut a sandwich? How does that even work?
Nonono, they mean cutting with the broad side of the knife
I always enjoy it when I post a silly joke and the first two people misunderstand it, and then the rest of humanity sees a negative number, so they don't even give it the benefit of the doubt anymore and just toss their -1 into there for good measure.
Like, it's sad that the post went to waste, but I don't care how far into the negative it is. At that point, a large negative number just amuses me.
Yeah, I am anti-/s. I feel like using /s is explaining the joke. If people can read the tone great, but I definitely have some negative scores here and there, and it is what it is, I won't abandon my principles.
I think it's fair if it's really not obvious at all but yeah kinda ruins the joke a lot of the time
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This is online discourse. You're supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.
Silence The Discord!
Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer!
Pineapple on pizza is excellent as long as the sauce is lighter on garlic and there’s a fresh basil leaf under it.
Why would you put pizza on top of a basil leaf?
I was not expecting to get into pineapple pizza so much as an adult. First of all, there aren't many pizzas I'd turn down anyway. But pineapple is fucking amazing. The sweetness and acidity marries perfectly with rich, melty cheese, just like marinara does. And I beg to differ on the garlic: I like a sauce that bites back.
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I don’t adjust my opinions based on online voting done by idiots.
diagonally.
two triangles. there's some science behind this: the angle/cut makes the eater take smaller bites.
smaller bites have been shown to have a greater sensory experience: texture & flavor.
if you like science and are smart cut your FUCKING SANDWICHES DIAGONALLY
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Wait, do votes on comments have any effect at all on Lemmy, or is it just a tally to see how popular your views are?
No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.
I used to go down in a blaze of glory when I went against the hivemind of old Imgur. Me in 2017, Elon Musk sucks, -200. You have own your opinion.
Admirable. A single down-vote, even out of 200 and I take physical damage for the next few days.
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How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?
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That's actually very easy on Lemmy
What is in the sandwich determines if you cut it diagonally. Tuna/chicken/egg salad sandwiches shouldn't be cut diagonally because everything falls out.
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