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[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 74 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Me and the goth that gave me my first prostate orgasm.
moi et la gothique qui m'a donne mon premier orgasme de la prostate

Not that hard, use context clues. helps if you speak english and a romance language like spanish, or french.

[–] trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I guess it does help to speak French when translating French /j

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

As someone who speaks neither French nor Spanish natively but somewhat broken, I very very often mix up "y" and "et"

[–] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not everyone who speaks French can understand French.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Drop a native french from France in the middle of some remote Québec village and they won't understand squat.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 12 points 5 days ago

"Like wiping your ass with silk."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

la grenouille mange le pomplemousse