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I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago

I have contamination based OCD, and the resulting routine takes a while.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

I'm team quick shower or long bath (soaking my sore back is lovely). I had a roommate with undiagnosed narcolepsy that would fall asleep in the shower in college. She didn't lock the door and we had standing orders to just wake her up if we needed the shower.

My partner takes forever to brush out his lovely, long, curly hair. He also leaves a tribble and a half in the hair catcher.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

If you've ever had long hair, and lived in a place with hard water, you would not be asking this question.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Personal record: 1:55.

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[–] Wahots@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

I don't take 30 minutes, but I do shave my body.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 month ago

Thinking abkut everywhere I went wrong in life.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

Join the military and they'll show you how to shit, shower and shave in less than 10 minutes.

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