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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jizz. It’s called jizz.

SMH.

And people wonder why Star Wars fans hate Star Wars so much.

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jizz was first mentioned in canon in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi junior novelization, authored by Ryder Windham and released in 2017.

I can assure you, jizz was mentioned long before 2017!

And how the hell did someone get permission to make anything called 'jizz' Star Wars canon? Let's just make 'queef' a popular brand of deathsticks next.

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

If you click the Legends button there's info from the pre-Disney era. Apparently the term dates back to 1983.

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Time to jizz! Everybody, it's jizz time!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 days ago

I couldn't bring myself to include that in the title even though I know that it's the actual name - fucking bith

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"There was something in the air that night, the Star Wars fight, Han Solo..."

(Sung to the tune of "Fernando")

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

“Luke’s dad was a Sith, you see, with Palpatine, Han Solo…”

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago

Thought it was next generation of JD Vance memes.

[–] JovialSodium@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Tangentially related: anyone else have a strong dislike of "Dancing Queen?" That song has annoyed me for as long as I can remember.

Just that song, not Abba as a whole.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a longtime ABBA fan, the fact that their catalog has so many hits and "Dancing Queen" is almost the only one that ever gets played annoys me to no end.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 3 days ago

The fact that "Knowing Me, Knowing You" isn't playing somewhere on the radio 24/7 is a damn shame.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not into it, but no strong hate for it, either. Does it remind you of someone or something you'd rather forget, or something?

[–] JovialSodium@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

No specific negative association. I can't say for certain, as it's too long ago to remember. But I think at one point when I was young i felt more lukewarm about the song, but it was overplayed which soured me.