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[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 81 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The meat pyramid was shocking but the cheese cut specifically for it I did not expect

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The cheese looks melted and delicious but the center is just raw ground beef, haha

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 11 points 2 days ago

It looked like he cooked it slowly enough that it's at least rare. That's like an improvement.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good raw beef if fine. Though, why not take sections and make every piece perfect?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think the shape kinda fucks it no matter what. But if I had to do it, maybe id try shredding a soft cheese like mozzarella or muenster, or maybe even American or cheddar, then grill/dice peppers and mold the cheese / pepper mixture into a pyramid shape. Then wrap the outside 4 sides with thin layers of beef like a smash burger size. So they cook through, and you just get a goey mess of peppers/cheese melting and pulling away when you bite into it.

The top being pointed still sucks though

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They cooked it pretty much the way I expected, but I wasn't prepared for their cheese technique. It would have been interesting to see them trying to eat, though.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Personally, I prefer the ziggurat cheese technique compared to the concentric cheese rectangles

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago

Pyramid of Ra(w)

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

As practiced by the Free Bacons.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Fill the center of it with some Brie cheese and that will be amazing.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about bothlet them melt together to become camembrie,

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

i don't like a specific bitter overtone? minor flavor? i'm not sure what to call it. that brie has, that camembert doesn't, that camembert instead has a buttery flavor. i know i'm picky, but i like it better. BOO BRIE HOORAY CAMEMbERT

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"I asked for less conspiracy in the middle."

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can tell it's fake because they didn't draw the eyes on the pyramid. Mayo for North, Relish for South, Mustard for East, and Ketchup for West.

[–] almost1337@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They put one on the bun at least

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago

True. I'm not sure if that should have been the Freemason's symbol or not though.

[–] RandomlyRight@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The fact that there is not the obligatory X-Files (?) Illuminati sound at the end made me more angry than it should

For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c

[–] thecoffeehobbit@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago
[–] Mika@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Explain Illuminati like I'm American

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 2 days ago

it's literally on your money bro

pyramid big eye lot control

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah, no way the grill is both high enough to put sear marks on the meat and low enough to cook all the way through

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago

tetraheartgon

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

That's kinda clever

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago