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[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ayyyy one of the 15% that doesn't live near the border checking in 😎

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How's the weather up there?

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (4 children)

85% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the American border. And yous claim you don't want to be part of them.

*(runs and hides)*

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If anything, this proves how much Canadians don't want to be Americans.

Canadian weather is shitty, you can't grow crops for most of the year. During the fraction of the year where the climate is suitable for growing crops, the variety of things that grow is small compared to what's possible in the US. And, as bad as winter can be, summer's no good either. You don't want to be outside in the winter because it's -30, and you don't want to be outside in the summer because it's +35. The cost of living in Canada is high because you need to heat your home in the winter and cool it in the summer. Almost everybody drives a car because of that "being outside sucks" thing, but cars are expensive to own and operate in Canada. There's the cost of winter tires, more expensive winter fuels, antifreeze in the windshield washer, plus the constant freeze/thaw cycle wrecks the road surfaces, which results in potholes, which results in more wear and tear on cars. In addition, to make driving safe they drop a lot of salt and sand, which just rusts your car. Because the country is a thin strip, everything is far away, and everything communications-related is expensive. And, a low population relative to the US means that a lot of companies just don't offer services in Canada because it isn't worth it to comply with Canadian laws just to get the same number of customers you could get from a single American state. I could keep going on and on.

Yet, despite all that, Canadians huddle up as close as possible to the border for warmth, but refuse to go any further south because that would mean entering the US. As bad as Canada's climate is, putting up with that is an easy decision to make when the alternative is 'Murica.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

One minor correction. The reason Canadians drive is not because the weather sucks, Canadians drive so much because our country refuses to build real transit or walkability. Hell half our country is going to court because a few of our provincial premiers want building bike lanes to be illegal. There are other countries with similar climates to Canada where people don't need to extensively rely on their car to live their daily life.

Id also say that the biggest factor to cost of living is cost of housing, which is largely related to our cities making it nearly impossible to build any housing that isnt detached single family homes with minimum lot sizes and set back requirements. This also reinforces the car dependancy

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I agree that Canadian cities aren't doing enough to build mass transit. But, I still think winter has a lot to do with that.

Mass transit means waiting outside for a bus or tram, and waiting outside when it's either +35 or -30 sucks. Many people will prefer cars for that reason. It isn't the only factor, but it is definitely a factor.

As for bike lanes, winter is a major factor. It's certainly possible to bike in the winter, I've done it for many years, but it isn't easy. In Canada as it exists now, biking in winter means biking in traffic most of the time. Bike lanes exist, but often in winter they just shove the snow to the side of the road and block the bike lanes. I don't know of anywhere in Canada where they clear bike lanes as a priority. That could be done. It is done in some places in Finland, for example. But, there's a catch 22. It's not worth it to clear the bike lanes because there aren't enough winter bikers; there aren't enough winter bikers because it's dangerous and unpleasant to bike during winter because they don't clear the bike lanes.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

As for bike lanes, winter is a major factor.

Yawn

But actually, even in Canada. And even with bike share programs.

So actually:

Canadian cities aren’t doing enough to build mass transit [and bike lanes]

Is all you need. End of post.

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seriously, half the fucking country lives in the QuΓ©bec City - Windsor corridor and we don't even have a high speed train there?? It's a political issue, not a geographical one.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But Canada is "too big" for rail. Except of course all those railways 100 years ago that pretty much made this nation possible, or how nearly every city had trams in most neighborhoods.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

And the Trans-Siberian railway has existed for years, is thousands of miles long in awful conditions, AND electrified. We don't have an excuse.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world -2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Meanwhile they have wheatfields 4 hours north of Edmonton. Posts like this always remind me how much I hate most Canadians and their whiny, weak, entitled, arrogant, half clever bullshit.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ooh, wheat! Great. What about fruits? They're important for a balanced diet.

It turns out that Canada imports 50% of its vegetables and 75% of its fruit.

But do go on, tell me how Canada's climate isn't limiting in what it can produce domestically.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

how much I hate most Canadians and their whiny, weak, entitled, arrogant, half clever bullshit.

oh look it's you.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Give it a rest dude, go touch some grass.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some mindless blather about fruit is all you got? There's fucking vineyards in Saskatchewan.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Give it a rest dude, go touch some grass.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This country could and should be self sufficient, it nearly was not 60 years ago. Go scrub your ass.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Give it a rest dude, go touch some grass.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You wanted an argument and bitched the fuck out.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Give it a rest dude, go touch some grass.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Is this what passes for intelligence from your point of view? Irrelevant blathering about vegetables and then repeating the same thing over and over like those retards on Jerry Springer?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Give it a rest dude, go touch some grass.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've not forgotten your moronic ass. Figured out a coherent argument yet? Really doubtful here.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Give it a rest dude, go touch some grass.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

We stand on guard.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who are you running and hiding from?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago

The Canada goose.

[–] Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hell, the US is all they talk about here on lemmy. I'm not sure they don't want to join either.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Kind of like all you would talk about is the festering boil in the middle of your face.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

America isn't any better. Depending on what statistic you are looking at, 40% to 75% of all Americans live within 100 miles of the border

Not so fun fact: if American border patrol agents stop you within the 100 mile zone, they can ignore parts of the fourth amendment and perform what would normally be illegal search and seizure

100 Mile Zone

[–] Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lake Michigan isn't a border...

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 1 points 4 months ago

Due to the Straits of Mackinac, the CBP considers it to be so.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Winnipeg has almost a million people!!

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Jesus Christ!!!

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

Snort STRAP IN...OR ON...OR BOTH