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[–] exu@feditown.com 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

My taste in metal is pretty much based on how cool it sound while playing dark souls

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like I have achieved true metal nirvana since I stopped caring about silly labels. They're only half useful for finding new stuff anyway. If the music activates my dopamine generators, I like it. The only thing I avoid is gutturals, I don't want a fucking horror movie creature on the microphone, thank you.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I can't do the pig squeal sounding screams, but a good heavy vocalist can add so much to the range of emotion. It was an acquired taste for me, though. I had friends trying to show me BTBAM thinking I'd appreciate the complexity, but it took ages for me to really hear everything through the wall of sound. Looking up lyrics helped massively, along with finding bands that blend the heavy and clean vocals so there were spots I could sing along with. I'd love to learn to scream properly so I could belt out some gutturals

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 18 hours ago

Honestly, I used to feel the same way for a long long time. I actually ended up getting into got it all vocals through bands like Svalbard, Brutus, thranenkind and enferens

That led to atmospheric black metal. Now I can enjoy bands like Uada but I have to be in the right mood

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think I'm "it's all metal" because I don't care to give thought to every subgenre of metal. If it sounds good, I like it. I have to laugh at the description though because I do really enjoy melodic death metal and I blame Avatar for that.

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[–] UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

As a dedicated metal-type autist for over 15 years I am proud to say I'm not on this list. I am the Ambassador, the Professor, the Diplomat. I welcome any and all into the fold and love to help people find their niche. My personal taste leans towards prog, black, and death but my knowledge runs deep and I love to share it.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Any suggestions for something microtonal? Preferrably polyrhythmic as well.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago

I'm not really into metal, but I dabble a bit because I like great guitar playing in any genre, but I appreciate your stance. I'm like you, but with other genres like Classical, Jazz, Blues, World Music, and Classic Rock. There are a lot of gatekeepers in those genres, and I like to guide noobs past them, and into new music they can love.

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Nothing is more metal than respecting the right to self-determination and the fun of others. Don't be close-minded. Enjoy what you enjoy, don't be a snob, let other people have fun and stop thinking about categories.

[–] vritrahan@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

Little bit of all of these tbh

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 6 points 23 hours ago

Babymetal & Poppy ftw

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago

Now these are real lemmy hours

Btw, it's all metal

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

I have this problem where I love some good metal guitar, but most of the stuff with the sound that I like also includes vocals reminiscent of Christian Bale's Batman with a sore throat, which I do not enjoy. Either that or overly edgy lyrics.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 23 hours ago

Try Haunt - he can sing. Same with Night demon

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[–] DNU@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

cant find myself, garbage list obv.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I look like Dad, but I'm a fuckin new guy to metal. To his credit, my best friend got me to appreciate Ozzy, Metallica, and Dio in high school. But it took Dimmu Borgir live in Oslo with the choir and orchestra to finally make harsh vocals click for me. I like thrash, speed, power, melodic, folk, prog, and some select black metal. I try not to support Nazi bands.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@midwest.social 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Trivium, killswitch (with Howard Jones), and dio are all great. Metallica sucks.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Howard Jones is an incredible vocalist. Have you heard his (not so new anymore) new band Light the Torch?

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Random question - anyone know a good site to buy digital music that pays the artists somewhat decently? I've got a few artists I need to get albums from after bailing on Spotify and they aren't on Bandcamp and don't has album sales linked to their official sites. Hell, even physical copies of some albums are hard to come by in the US.

I saw "7Digital" mentioned somewhere but I see there multiple listings for the same album at different prices (literally the exact same album, exact same quality) which makes me suspect it's not as legit as I had hoped.

[–] Tingle@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I tend to use Bandcamp, they have a thing on the first Friday of every month where they give a bigger cut to artists if you buy that day.

Edit: Just realised you said you couldn't find the band on Bandcamp, oops.

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I used to be one or some or all of these.

But some time in the 2010s, or rather over the course of the last 10-15 years, i stopped listening to music by genre and started listening to music by what made me feel good. Like, my phone is filled with music from so many different genres now i can't really call myself anything in terms of music subculture. I'm a music "generalist"? I listen to anything that sounds good to me and don't cut myself off from any genre just because it is said genre.

Except pop.

fuck pop.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 19 hours ago

Yeah I've focused more on finding stuff I like, and that happens to primarily be punk music. But there's a lot of stuff I like and really the only genres that I can't do are country (it's just nails on chalkboard for me) and pop (because it's too over-engineered)

My wife and my oldest enjoy some pop music and I can find the parts I enjoy but it has to be small doses and has to be something with a hint of actual creativity and soul to it

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[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hot take: Most metal is just Classical Music II Electric Bugaloo.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Check out "Rare and Obscure Metal Archives" sometime, very nice

[–] Kinokoloko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dad is the only one I'd hang out with

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 1 day ago

I used to have only band shirts. Like i would buy a shirt on every concert i went to and had around 400 shirts. There was no reason to ever buy normal shirts. The "dad" guys would always look at my shirt and say something like: "infant annihilator"? I like AC/DC. Always cracked me up.

[–] meliante@lemmy.pt 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What about the nu-metal peeps, where do we fit in?

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

I would say numetal is having a renaissance, so many cool young bands coming through

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We were kicked out long ago. No one talks to us

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If things keep going this way I might just break something tonight.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I feel their hate crawling on my skin, these wounds they will not heal

[–] meliante@lemmy.pt 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boom na da noom na nanema! Da boom na da noom na namena! Da boom na ba noom na namena!

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago

Hold on while I push my fingers into my eyes.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Is it because we brought Skrillex on stage with us?

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 hours ago

i dont recognize half the words

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'm the "it's all metal" guy.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uhh no idea where I fit here; Amon Amarth, Devildriver, Machine Head, Fear Factory..Metallica (Black and prior), Megadeth, NIN, and Tool / APC - and so much more.

I think I'm mostly "It's all good if it's angry and loud" but I do run across bands and genres on occasion that I just can't get into.

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

You are a 1999 Metal Hammer magazine.

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