Ketchup is an energy drink.
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2025
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Ketchup is basically just Extra Pulp V8.
How stupid do they think we are?
That's not the question to ask. Anon should be asking: How stupid is everyone, as a group?
the thing a lot of people leave out is that... people will act stupidier than they are because it's how they get social acceptance.
I'm sure most of us have been in situations where people agreed with the stupid people because it was more socially expedient. This is how stupid people and stupid ideas tend to take precedence.
I've had many partners break up with me because i refused to pretend to be stupid for the sake of their idiot spiritual guru friend.
The WHO has approved a recipe for an oral rehydration solution (ORS) with electrolytes (salt of course). It's given out in first aid and medic teams have it ready at parties.