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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 308 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 251 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, differently from the movie, she can always "unchoose".

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not if she keeps voting Republican

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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 267 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Men will say anything to avoid admitting they're bad at sex.

[–] davad@lemmy.world 177 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like he just doesn't want to have sex with his wife. That's pretty gay.

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 221 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Isn't this basically trying to roll back women's position in society from people to baby makers?

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 127 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah. That's essentially it.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

I'd argue that he's just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn't want her to.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

No other way to see it.

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 158 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

If you're having sex with a woman, you're having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.

Checkmate libtards.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I have to tell my wife I've been gay all these years.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you're touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.

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[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 145 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well

Oh damn. Same here, but different.

[–] Devadander@lemmy.world 117 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Given the grindr stats that follow them wherever they go, this seems plausible.

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[–] korendian@lemmy.zip 94 points 2 weeks ago

That is a really weird way to say you can't make a woman cum.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 92 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I bet, the next thing he said was "Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour".

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Getting your boywife boipreggers is completely heterosexual behavior

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[–] derry@midwest.social 71 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

This implies women can't be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It is gay to make your wife's pussy wet?

She has to be in pain otherwise you're a fag that has feelings.

Insanity.

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[–] dwzap@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

It's really sad to see what Donald has done to people's brains. Enjoying good sex with one's wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.

This isn't Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson's prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you'll find similar sentiments and commentary.

Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay

Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.

raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia

That falls under the "Very Rich Guy's Addendum" to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you're rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the working class rules apply.

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[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

These guys just need to stick with toys and leave women out of it.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 48 points 2 weeks ago

I think women would be happier with toys instead of these guys, too. It’s win-win!

[–] aamram@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 weeks ago

Who's this dude and why should we care.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Remember guys, if you don't get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you're gay.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Turns out gay sex is the best sex! πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘©πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 42 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

And these people wonder why girls hate their guts.

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[–] tino@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 42 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

In summary, he has never given her an orgasm.

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[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He has massive closet energy

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And MAGA men find it weird women don’t want to date them.

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[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Venn with the Taliban is growing.

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[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

I'm have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she's up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too

So, a man having sex with a woman is gay…

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

The Manosphere discovering higher order dimensions in order to twist themselves up into even more complex coping mechanisms.

[–] Otakulad@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago

Using the Grindr account to avoid having to have gay sex with his wife.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone working that hard to prove to the world (which didn't ask) that they aren't gay, is gay.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

fellas, is it gay to cum with your wife?

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn't for dudes like this, women's standards wouldn't be low enough for me to get laid

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Sounds like an excuse not to have sex with a woman. Turns out a lot of these Republicans with weird hangups would rather bang their homies on the dl.

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