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What is this guy thinking lmao ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค”

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[โ€“] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 months ago

Yes, I have loads gay sex with his wife.

[โ€“] Hoimo@ani.social 8 points 5 months ago

You're all talking about this as if he's gay, but he clearly says his wife is the one having orgasms during gay sex.

[โ€“] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 months ago

Poor wife. She married a guy who's too afraid to come out of the closet and who can't pleasure her. I hope they still have a milkman.

[โ€“] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Guys is fucking your wife and pulling out gay?

[โ€“] Hawanja@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay to breathe?

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[โ€“] Jumpropegazing@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

i had someone call me a cuck for saying men should also do domestic labour n not treat their partners like servants lmfao

[โ€“] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"I can't figure out what this button does, so I refuse to use it >:( "

[โ€“] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egos ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Magats have a christian foundation, which had people wear a cloth with a hole for sex, in medieval times.

[โ€“] mech@feddit.org 7 points 5 months ago

If giving my wife orgasms is gay, then call me a faggot.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He says he won't do it to cover up the fact he can't do it due to being poorly skilled at sex.

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[โ€“] Rooty@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I am 100% certain a large amount of conservatives have a massive cuck fetish and they get off on signaling it to the world. Why else would you admit not being able to satisfy your wife on what seems to be a press conference?

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[โ€“] arin@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Her clit bigger than his dick

[โ€“] suddenlyme@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago

I love that for them

[โ€“] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago

He's gaaaaaaaaay that's why

[โ€“] benjaminb@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So is it gay to masturbate? I mean, you're not impregnating a woman, are you?

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