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submitted 3 months ago by ekZepp@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Oracle needs to be covered in glue.

[–] bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

MOAR

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago

Skill issue, git guud (MAJOR /s ... mostly)

[–] menas@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What is the meaning of the white fish ?

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's swimming past an undersea fiber optic cable.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

It’s eating the cable

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Shark gnawing a internet cable.

[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

mfw me running a tor node for my russian buddies to spin up torrenting site out of my mom basement in the alps.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the C and fiber layers should be swapped, fragility-wise

[–] enumerator4829@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Found the Rust programmer

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The whole internet thing but no mention of Google?