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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Masturbation is a natural and healthy part of life and restricting masturbation leads young men on the path to the far-right.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Trying to regulate it is close to the alt right christians doing the same thing. My mom left me a book about how touching myself would lead to drugs and hell eventually.

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ISIS enforced abstinence too. It makes their members easier to agitate and more violent, less rational. Plus it lets them promise a reward in the afterlife.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

I can attest to this. I got a chemical burn on my dick and the skin was super sensitive and I couldn’t touch it at all for a couple weeks. I was going fucking insane. I was ready to join ISIS. This shits no joke. Masturbate, people.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact corn flakes were initially released in the thought of them being so bland they would remove your desire to masturbate.

Basically like "I really want to cum but instead I'll just eat this bowl of cereal".

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kellogg also recommended all his patients undergo circumcision to lower the evil temptation of masturbation.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, he had a bunch of really weird ideas especially about sex and masturbating.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

NNN is not a forced regulation, it's a choice and challenge. Most people who participate in NNN don't link touching yourself to Satan, they do it for the challenge.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

They are increasing their risk for prostate cancer though

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Masturbation is indeed healthy, however abstinence doesn't necessarily lead you to the far right.

In my case, I can basically only masturbate to porn since my imagination is weak, and it naturally led me to watch more crazier stuffs so I just had to go cold turkey for several months atleast.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip -1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Source for the 2nd half?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Friendly reminder that NoFap is a purity cult.

NoNutNovember started on 4chan as a joke.

r/NoFap adjacent sub's started pushing the joke hard as a form of propaganda.

Fellas... don't get prostate cancer. Get that nut.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same as all the bullshit about porn addiction.

Puritanical horseshit. While I'm sure it exists, like, I'm sure there are prob addicted degenerates out there, there is an agenda behind this. All of a sudden "porn addiction" was all over Reddit.

If a woman doesn't cum easily that's just the way she is.

When a dude doesn't get off easily he must be a degenerate porn addict.

Can we go back to sex positivity and not demonizing sexuality?

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

When a dude doesn’t get off easily he must be a degenerate porn addict.

It'S tHe kUnG-fU GrIIIIIP!!!

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 23 points 2 weeks ago

You're doing Normal Nutting November at this point.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why I do fap free February. Shorter month :D

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

at home, in bed, on the bus. wherever really!

[–] snackwifi@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s healthy for men to cum like 25+ times per month. It helps prevent prostate cancer and greatly improves mood. There’s literally no downside.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The German version:
NEIN NENTIMETER NÄGEL

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Zehn zahme Ziegen zogen zum Zoo.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

No Nut November

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Did you do No Shitting September? What about No Air April? Do you have the sheeter (wojak that constantly shits and looks constipated) and breether (wojak that breathes and looks purple) on hand in case you fail?

No Nut November, where you're not allowed to eat nuts during November, and if you fail, you have to change your profile picture to the crooncher (wojak that constantly eats nuts, with broken off teeth from all the nuts).