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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago

Another Batman v. Catwoman "scuffle"? Get the camera out to record.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

Ah balloon fiesta, damn you all for making me feel homesick (jk).

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 48 points 1 day ago

If you've ever wondered why Batman's mask doesn't cover his mouth 😘

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Heroes don't do that."

- DC

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

yeah I thought there was a whole kerfuffle explicitly about the authors needed to state how batman doesn't go down

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 17 hours ago

Batman has grown as a person and those executives have been divorced

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The writers for the Harley Quinn cartoon wanted to make a gag about it, and that was apparently the exec response.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

oh it was that recent? sheesh I thought that was in the silver age or something

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

In an interview with Variety, Harley Quinn (2021) executive producer Justin Halpern shared:

It’s incredibly gratifying and free to be using characters that are considered villains because you just have so much more leeway… A perfect example of that is in this third season of ‘Harley’ [when] we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’ So, we said, ‘Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?’ They were like, ‘No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.’”

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Fucking prudes

[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The ball deflating from the intense action is the cherry on top of the cake (eating).

[–] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

I also like Catwoman's head going progressively into the ground.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
  • Julie Newmar
  • Lee Meriwether
  • Eartha Kitt
  • Michelle Pfeiffer
  • Halle Berry
  • Anne Hathaway
  • Zoe Kravitz

In short: accurate

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago
  • Laura Bailey (voice actress but still)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Halle Berry

Does not belong on this list and you know it.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I would eat Halle Berry's ass and you know it.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

Hey, she's on my list of "People called Halle Berry who I very much would like to do filthy things with".
It's a very specific list, I'll give you that.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Looks like Batman likes to eat ass

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 23 hours ago

She looks pleased.