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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

This meme should be rewritten in js

[–] calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Written in PHP

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (42 children)

Some of the best software is written in JavaScript.

  • Uptime Kuma
  • Immich
  • Supabase
  • VS Code/VSCodium
  • Ionic (what the Voyager Lemmy client is written in)
  • Expo/React Native (which powers probably a third of your apps)
[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Technically typescript. I know it transpiles to J's but half the complaints I read are about the typo conversion and so on, which ts heavily alleviates.

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

VS Code is a good software? I beg to differ. It's slow. It's messy to look at. It's resource hungry.

If you think VS Code is a good editor, we can make an even better editor in another language.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is resource hungry. I’ll give you that. But it’s neither slow nor messy to look at. Have you ever used NetBeans or Eclipse?

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

id say it could be worse it could be written in dhtml but that's pretty much better than js these days

[–] url@feddit.fr 1 points 3 months ago

I that's me😁

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