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[–] flandish@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

how is this scum even allowed out of a cell let alone online. lol. no chin motherfucker.

[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Okay, that's fine. What's wrong with being gay?

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Being gay is being gay, woman, child!

These things that man fuck and own!

Being fucked and owned is weak!

Being weak is not strong man!


I truly think so many people in the world follow this logic, and so many utterly stupid points of view lead back to these core belief systems.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No happy, only misery. No gay, only diamond mines.

I wish I could change the rules but I'm just one or two people.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit.

[–] JaymesRS@piefed.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate to break it to him, but it’s worse than that… If you have ever touched a penis, you’re gay

[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There are genuinely and unironically men out there who don’t wash their own arses because touching a man’s arse is gay.

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[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Checkmate conservatives I have two boyfriends

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

By comparison, if you’re an incontinent octogenarian with multiple felonies and several statutory rape allegations who sucked off a former president, you are the very definition of a manly hetero alpha.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Grindr=not gay. Girlfriend =gay my gay friends are going to be really upset when they find out they aren’t gay

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[–] CthulhuDreamer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Although incredibly stupid statement, it aims to alienate his audience even further from any potential loved ones and make them more vulnerable to his grift.

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[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Can gay people still be gay, or is this like a colonizer situation where gay people now have to identify as Oklahoman?

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Gay is when you have a girlfriend. So regardless of if you're straight, lesbian, bi, pan, etc., if you have a girlfriend, you're gay. If you have a boyfriend, nb partner, or no partner, you're straight. Poly people are gay as soon as they date at least one person who they use the term girlfriend for. If you're a middle aged woman who refers to her female friends as girlfriends, guess what, gay. Hope this helps

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Yeah, it's gay, because, surprise-surprise, you're having sex with a woman! /s

Jokes aside, for many of these men, gay just means you failed their version of hegemonic masculinity

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[–] Saithe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There’s no way he actually said this. Did he actually say this?

[–] sjmarf@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's not real.

This is a joke referencing similar tweets he's made in the past, such as this one:

https://xcancel.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Ok, going to gayfully sleep with my girlfriend.

[–] TheHotze@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Evidently the only way to not be gay is to be AroAce, and even that's not a sure thing.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (13 children)

I realize this is satire, but the reason his stuff sounds insane is not just because it is, but because men are attracted to women yet do not like women.

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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

How would he know?! He’s such a POS that his own hair is leaving his body… hence his clearly leaving hair line… show your work, while in jail… YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID!

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Galaxy-brained, alpha male logic.

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Ooh, did he marry? /s

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