this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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Why?

Edit: fixed the meme.

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 103 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean one thousand upvotes and a comment? Lol I think the most upvote I have ever seen on a post was like 12k.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 100 points 1 week ago (14 children)
[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

It's now over 9K. Nice job.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (9 children)

that post happened during the time Lemmy had the most active users, so there is that

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Also during the time Lemmy was most excited about beans. One of the golden ages, to be sure.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There was also the can't poop guy

[–] ArrrborDAY@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let us not forget the I can't poop for three days guy. That was just after the reddit api fiasco and helped cement Lemmy's capacity for collective comedy.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that what kicked off the beans era? That was some good times.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Jeans era

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I designed and bought a jeans wrap for my PlayStation controllers because I thought it would be funny for a meme post. They took forever to arrive, looked absolutely awful, and didn’t stay on.

Lesson learned, don’t buy those sketchy upload a picture controller wraps.

Don’t remind me of the jeans era.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why do we need to comment on everything? Some things I just agree/like, no comment

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

because we don't get enough social interaction and we're desperate to at least have some people read a thing we said online, and ideally actually reply to it

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

well shit thats sad

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Exactly. If we son't have anything to add besides what the upvote/downvote is already saying, we'd get endless "Same", "This", and "No" types of comments.

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[–] TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (5 children)

People keep saying “lemmy is dying Bluesky is dying” but maybe it’s the fact that the people who migrated to those sites were already burned on social media and know better than to start arguments on the internet.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

I feel lemmy is growing, 2 years ago I would run out of stuff, a year ago is would see the same things

Now there's comments everywhere and i never see the end of my feed.

I just can't get the two communities I want to grow up and going.

That's partly my fault being to busy to try make it work.

[–] FuCensorship@lemmy.today 36 points 1 week ago (6 children)

How many times you guys start writing a comment and after some words just say:

Fuck it...

App: Are you sure? > Discard

?

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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

know better than to start arguments on the internet.

no I dont

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[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Less controversial comments that compel people to respond and argue with?

Larger portion of mature people on lemmy that can't be bothered with bait?

Vote button is easy.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Commenting draws attention to yourself, which invites scrutiny and judgement. An upvote is (mostly) anonymous.

Also, upvotes take way less effort, always going to be more of those (unless a fight breaks out in the comments or something)

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably a "good post, nothing to add" case.

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The worst is that one of those comments is me, adding nothing to the conversation saying "same bro lmao"

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago

Same bro lmao

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's well-known that there are levels of engagement with content, with fewer people doing the more involved things. Most people just scroll past everything. Single digits percentage upvote posts. Fewer go into the comments, and again maybe 10% of those participate in comments. The ratio of every level is different on different platforms, but it's there.

For platforms with pretty quick flow like Reddit and Lemmy, the ratio naturally falls off hard. Something like Hacker News rewards slower and more thoughtful engagement with content and threads, so I'd guess they have a larger share of active commenters — although OTOH you don't quite want to show up with mindless predictable comments like prevalent here.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Prior to bots, Reddit observed on many occasions the 90% rule:
90% of users just scrolled
Of the ones remaining, 90% only voted
Of the ones remaining, only 90% left comments
And finally, 90% of those left never posted.

So, it's expected to have 10x more votes than comments. Also I've never seen a post with more than like 1500 votes lol

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Coz we a lazy bunch. Deal with it.

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[–] Senseless@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago

No need to add anything if it's already perfect.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My comments tend to get way more engagement here than on reddit. People are just friendlier. When I'm funny, they make me feel like the man. On reddit you had to piggy-back on top comments just to get any hits, and half of them were just confrontational for no good reason.

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[–] notsure@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago (7 children)

...perhaps the introverts are smarter than the fucks on reddit?..

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[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

on reddit there was a lot of bot generated commentary. like yes, bots posting comments but also users who wouldn't have commented getting pulled into a "discussion" by a bot comment.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No comment needed if it's that good.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Share an example or two?

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Show me show me

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