Weird. Why would the ceo of nvidia say that. I don’t get it. Must be true.
Fuck AI
"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"
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AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.
ohhhhhhh this is a big indication that people should not be using AI
when has a corporation saying "use our tech or you are dumb and your life must suck" ever been true?
Pickaxe seller says you’re insane if you don’t join a gold rush in a fully exhausted area
Can't wait for the bubble to finally pop...
Me too.
I'm a complete lunatic and proud of it.
Lawyer says you should get a lawyer. Plumber says you need a plumber.
The difference is that a lawyer and a plumer are both useful and accountable.
Complete buffoon
You know, German has a word—Fremdschämen—that means feeling embarrassment on behalf of someone else (someone else you don't even know and who is oblivious to your embarrassment on their behalf). I think about that word a lot when watching degenerative AI fans babble about "their" writing or "their" art.
Goat gardener says "You're insane if you don't plant cabbage".
"Replace CEOs" mysteriously absent from list.
Has he tried asking AI on how to get everyone hooked to AI?
Nvidia CEO says you're "Insane" If you don't outsource the act of thinking to AI owned by big tech assholes.
I like my brain functional, thank you very much.
I use AI to suck my dick
You jest, but chatbots are essentially that. Don't doubt for a second that as soon as it becomes viable to satisfy users physically like that they won't hop on that train immediately and slap a subscription on it.
Person who can't spell says you're insane if you don't use spell-check
This is just marketing. It's not aimed at us anyway, we're not setting up antire data centres to run AI.
"Fish monger says you're insane if you don't eat fish."
Man you got a fish monster? The cheese monster was bad enough.
Maybe its a fish mongrel
AI could be a few orders of magnitude more useful than it is now and I still wouldn't use it because I don't trust the people on the other end of the chain.
This is not a debate about efficacy for me, it's a matter of trust. Easy for NVIDIA to tell their employees to run their AI. But I can't afford to trust an agent of a corporation to integrate itself into my life in that way.
"You're insane if you don't eat candy!"
- The man who sells candy
Oh they're starting to get panicky I think. This bubbles going to burst hard.
hey jensen, if ai can do a n y t h i n g, then why can't it turn profit?
... Not that I like that guy, but he's running one of the most profitable businesses ever...
This is a gold rush and he's selling the shovels.
Yes, but he IS turning profit. LOADS of profit.
That's what I said.
he's raking money now, but his continued success depends on his customers turning profit from ai, and buying his chips forever, and what cannot continue has to stop. vc money can't paper over this financial burn pit indefinitely
He owns the company producing skynet's physical brains.. everything you're seeing in the world is positioning for civil unrest due to this technology. They're even starting to say the inside parts out loud.
The reason so much $$$ is thrown at all this is it "reduces the employee cost burden" indefinitely.
I'm not purporting it'll be good or decent replacement, but enshittification is a word for a reason. quality be damned, this will be forced on us.
all of these brainrot as a service chatbots are subsidized by vc at 10x rate give it or take, it's not economical to use them now even for things like call center and definitely won't be after vc money dries out. massive influx of cash into capex by the same just papers over recession that you out there already have and graduate unemployment is one of its facets that isn't masked this way
~~Yes, but he IS turning profit. LOADS of profit~~.
Wrong reply
We need to wait a few months to achieve AGI, which will tell us how to use it to generate infinite profit.
Actually Generate Income

Wow, I'm certifiably loony in this case! As I don't rely on AI to do anything for me, as my brain is fully functional and allows me to make conscious decisions that aren't hallucinated.
It makes sense that a company that has devoted so many resources to AI development is trying to get its workers to integrate it in their work flows; it's free training and will make their Torment Nexus potentially less cumbersome when they finally divest more human workers and increase unemployment rates for tech sector workers. The fact that Google is also pushing for it is worrying, as I did plan on moving back to Android; I'll likely avoid a lot of Google made apps in that case, since Samsung seems to not be on the Vibe Coding Train, I'll use most of theirs instead. Even though, it will likely be a shitshow given how ineffective such tools actually are and why skeptical, skilled humans are necessary to make generated code work reliably. I hope that this hurts Nvidia as a brand.
OK. Cool. Let me know when we get actual a.i. instead of whatever the fuck you're peddling right now.
Something I learnt from very early age. If a corporation wants you to do something, for your own good, don't.
Jensen should use AI to breathe for him
You could not convince me that these shit heads are actually using this crap for anything. They’re so entirely full of shit.
He’s right. His workers and their livelihoods absolutely depend on prolonging the bubble. what will happen to ai/nvidia stock prices if retail investors start to realize that even the people who stand to financially gain from ai adoption still don’t want to use it? Those workers are going to blow the scam that feeds their families. insane.