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[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Nah, that sounds like a debuff. Christmas music builds rage for Rampage.

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

As a city dweller without a car, headphones are part of the essentials when leaving.

✅ Keys

✅ Money

✅ Phone

✅ Headphones

And probably a backpack.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I never leave without a severed human head. It keeps the strangers from talking to you.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok, but it attracts the wrong kind of women.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

No it doesn’t.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no this is al tilly, the bum.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I started leaving one bud out when I'm in a public crowded place. You gotta be aware of your surroundings for many reasons, politeness being one

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

I'm usually aware of my surroundings even with the headphones. Apparently sometimes more than some people without them. I just remove them when I need to interact with others. If I really needs to hear the crap around me, like when I'm cycling, I use bone conduction headphones.

And if it's so crowded that I need to hear the people around me not to bump in them, then it's too crowded for me to be there in the first place.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'd encourage you to use one headphone but face that headphone towards people you don't want to talk to. That way you can still hear things around you and kinda tell people to fuck off.

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

The Sony earbuds I have have an "ambient sound" setting that actively brings in exterior sounds along with whatever you're playing. Depending on the scenario sometimes I'll wear my earbuds to send the "prefer not to interact" signal while not even listening to anything but with the ambient setting on. Yes, it's like listening to the room with extra steps, but with the outward appearance that I'm not listening to anyone around me.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Next month? I got a merry Christmas on Thanksgiving. I was insulted.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The War on Thanksgiving continues

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

The sanctions on Christmas will not be lifted until the illegal occupation of Thanksgiving has ended.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is why "Happy Holidays" is a thing.

2 words to cover Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and new years.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

But that excludes people who work on those days.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

I will not stand for this woke efficiency!

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Non-US countries start Christmas literally the day after Halloween.

I am joining the war on Christmas against Christmas. Gonna shoot down a jolly fat fuck with my home defense patriot missile system just as the founding fathers intended.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

US started it a couple weeks before Halloween.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Let whammageddon begin. I passed last year, let's see if I can do it again

[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Do you think that this year, to save you from tears, you'll give it to someone special?

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You mean you passed last Christmas?

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You still go in the store for your groceries?

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago

Yes. Some daily walking is nice and healthy, plus I usually don't reach the minimum purchase value for delivery without planning further ahead than I'm comfortable with.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

You mean you guys go outside?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The same 6 songs done 8 million different ways

[–] protist@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

GROCERIE SHOPPIN

Is this one of those accounts based in India we've been hearing so much about

Edit: No, it's German

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh no, someone made a typo or their keyboard didn't take the hit, crucify them!!1!11!!!

As if native speakers never made mistakes, lmao

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

I'll be home for Chrissmois.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop ~ 🎅🌲🤶🇨🇽

But Bieber's version.

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Hooray, gotta make room for those High value Xmas goods and those essential foods don't make the cutoff (Hope you like Ham) Yay Logistics...