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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 56 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What does the "I am a passenger" button do? Seems like it would work.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 86 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But they are not a passenger. They wouldn't lie to an app.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If they let go of the steering wheel and pedals, they can become a passenger for a few seconds and touch the button

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or just turn on cruise control and change seats.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Just rename your AI to Jesus..

"Hey Jesus, hold the wheel"

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 17 points 5 days ago

Team Rocket would!

[–] krakenx@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

It dismisses the notice and lets you keep playing. But then it pops up again a few seconds later if it still detects motion.

They also prevent you from catching Pokemon above 40mph, which is annoying when you actually are a passenger.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 59 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This is why you gotta get the Full Self Driving option, with the Pokémon GO plugin, so your car can catch them all for you 👍

/s

[–] notabot@piefed.social 46 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I know you mean this in jest, but I'm now envisioning hoards of driverless cars roaming around joylessly hunting down artificial 'pokemon' to add to their owner's collection, whilst the owners sit at home listlessly doom scrolling, waiting for their cars to return, so they can see what 'they' caught.

I don't like it.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Similar in the virtual spaces. "My AI agent is almost ready to live my life for me, the future is awesome."

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

OK but what if I made plans 2 weeks ago and now I don't wanna.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

It feels horribly wrong to upvote this dystopia, but here we are.

Botting Pokemon Go is crazy

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

We live in a dystopia, and I don't like it either..

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're talking about Pokemon and not pedestrians, right?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah, like cats, racoons, turtles, etc..

/s

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Unironically I always kind of thought these messages were stupid on the media center for the car. As a passenger why can’t I add my phone to the aux while driving?

I know the answer already but still it’s very annoying😂

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As video output?

I can play music from my phone directly in my car.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

It’s for when you want to connect your phone to the Bluetooth. You have to go through that whole process of selecting “add phone” then find the connection in your phone and connecting to the car. Most newer center consoles won’t let you add the phone if the car is in drive. Not even moving but in drive.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

TFW there's an Armored Mewtwo in oncoming traffic.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Me, walking at a brisk pace.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 7 points 5 days ago

Me being carried by you on piggyback

[–] phony@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Your Mexican uber driver ?

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Well according to Ministry, Jesus built my hot rod, so yes.