That's a gamer, not a software engineer
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I mean, I do have RGB lights but it's not because I'm a software engineer. I'm just a dork.

When forced to have rgb components.. I disabled them. If nothing else it's yet another point of failure and extra waste heat.
No, I don't have useless LEDs in my computer. My gaming rig is actually in a flat black case that blends in with the furniture.
Except my employer shipped me a dev box with a big polycarbonate window and an unnecessarily beefy GPU with RGB LEDs that dance by default. 🤦
If it's actually controllable, and not just hardwired on, openrgb is your friend.
If I already don't give a shit, why would I bother?
Because it seems like you disliked them and "off" is one of the controllable options?
But I guess you are at a so advanced level of not giving a shit that you don't even care that they dance around.
Not only is the box under my desk with the window facing the wall, you are correct, I wouldn't give a shit if it weren't. I was simply noting the irony of my "professional" equipment being the most frivolous.