this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2025
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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 37 points 23 hours ago

Well it's a crucial spending.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If she's expecting an engagement ring that cost that much money, run my friend

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 9 points 19 hours ago

But it's the biggest cubic zirconium in the world!

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago

This is a far better investment than a ring.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

But it's a collectors item now, babe!

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope nobody is spending money on crucial right now after Micron's dumbass decision to trash the brand. Don't let them forget it when they try to bring it back after the AI bubble bursts either

[–] ugjka@lemmy.ugjka.net 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Don't worry it will be "rent our ram in the cloud for a monthly payment, now that we have thousands of datacenters"

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

You mean...we'll be able to download more RAM???

[–] III@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Plot twist, she is actually talking about RAM.

[–] velindora@lemmy.cafe -3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You shouldn’t share a bank account with a girl/boyfriend.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 day ago

On the contrary. Just don't transfer all your money there. What your partner acts like with the shared account shows you a glimpse of the future.

If the imaginary people in the screenshot had 6.5k in the shared account that had not been wasted already, it would mean they were at least somewhat financially responsible... Until one of them bought RAM.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Except if they're very wealthy!