So we can't have good social services like in Europe, or anything else that matters, but he adopts the kind of thing that makes Europeans fucking annoying to talk to.

The fact that he parrots a good point that millions of other people have been saying for decades does not make him a smart man.

The fact that he does so at a podium in the most powerful position in the world does call into question his intelligence.

The NFL just needs to invent a peace prize and present it to Trump, then he'll immediately change his tune and start insisting that FIFA changes their terminology to Soccer.

That would be hilarious. Please let him accomplish that and nothing else.

I hate that his fucking followers will be more angry about this than the fact that he raped kids on Epstein's island.

I'm convinced that Trump is a big-time troll.

This is one of the rare cases where I don't disagree with Trump.

But they could just call it what the rest of the world call their sport. "American Football".

It has their favorite word in it. America.

Turning into the Mad King Trump. These absurd name changes and radical military actions like bombing boats and threatening Venezuela.

American Handegg League

I don't disagree, it needs a different name, has not much to do with feet, but really? A trophy is enough of a bribe for him to upset his base of NFL fans? Can someone bribe him to get us on Metric system?

Trump is just angry at the nfl. Has been since the 80s. His tiny feelings are hurt he doesn’t own a team. And then he tried that USFL thing. Which, oddly, failed. After the USFL decided to move to a calendar in direct competition with the nfl at trumps urging. It failed, because of the decisions of Trump. Go figure. But he is just a sad angry little man who’s feelings are hurt.

Handegg is a name someone in Europe came up with a few years back

He's always lazer focused on the most important issues facing americans.

Hand Egg

Seriously?? That's the price of FIFA's bribe? Not, idk, "Call off your ICE ghouls at the next match, because we need to sell tickets?"

The NFL doesn't need to drop the word "football" entirely, they just need to be more specific so there's no confusion. They could change their name to "Non-Soccer Football League", or NSFL for short.

Calvin Ball. Since he's so prone to making up rules as he goes.

American Rugby

This is one of the things people don't get about trump supporters. Establishment politicians would never suggest such a thing. They stick to the established political crap. The you get a guy like trump who just spouts whatever he hears or thinks. Stuff like how it doesn't make sense that football is two drastically different sports. That is very appealing to a lot of people. He is saying the quiet parts out loud. He doesn't actually "do" anything productive about it. But it wins over plenty of voters. Also, he lies so poorly you easily know.

Gulf of Football