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[–] pilferjinx@piefed.social 30 points 18 hours ago
[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

That there is only a mattress a tv and a game console inside.

[–] fum@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Batman shrinks when he drinks

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Maybe it's like Toy Story. Batman figure just found out he's a toy, drank a bunch of Jäger, and then reverted to the dormant state because someone was looking.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 7 points 14 hours ago

That Deadpool is trapped inside that gamer chair?

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

there a programmer

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lots of alcohol+broken guitar = wonderwall

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You wouldn’t be saying that if you have seen the movie that was named after.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

OK, I'll add it to my backlog, but only because it predates the song do there's no risk of hearing it again.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Jeez, I haven't drank that much in my entire life

[–] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 14 points 19 hours ago

Drunken uke practice pad, skyrise balcony edition

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Covid lock down.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 18 hours ago

Batman figurine.

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

I thought this was from Portal for a split-second.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 6 points 18 hours ago

That chair wasn't originally part of the setup but was created by the summoning circle of Jägers on the floor.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago

This person has 100 forms of cancer

[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Just your average life enjoyer

Would be me if I could afford booze

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago

They need a new Guitar before the blues catch up and kill them, gotta get that shit out and there's no tool better than a fucked up 6 atring

[–] Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 4 points 18 hours ago

That he should get a more comfy chair.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

Jager contains a muscle relaxant, so that chair is likely covered in shit and piss. Depending on how much they drink at once, of course.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago

I don't know about the altar in front of the chair but drunk ukulele sounds like a lot of fun!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 18 hours ago

Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

[–] Lasman@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago

misled dedication

[–] not_me@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago

Still got room to chill, don't panic

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 16 hours ago

He broke the headstock off of his guitar! I would be drinking that much too if I did that to mine

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

That I slept through the Rapture.

Again.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 0 points 13 hours ago

Buddhist drunks

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