It amazes me that people who can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're' are allowed to manage people
Jennifer B Johnston seems like a real cunt
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2025
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This is illegal in some places. It should be illegal everywhere in the US.
Dear Jenny,
Eat a heavily used bag of dicks.
Also, they're a million dolar company. Learn when a comma doesnt cut it, and you need to upgrade to a colon, semicolon or a dash.
I would i would find another job and forget to give Jenny my two weeks notice
No call offs? Why would they be asking for their employees to no call no show?
My Starbucks tried to do this shit a decade ago. I came in with the flu and made sure to let everyone know that the manager just wouldn't accept me calling in.
Did it spread like crazy? I had an old job where my boss was like that. Well until the whole company caught covid at the same time. Instead of being down 1 or 3 people, we had to shut down for a week. We lost so much money and some customers.
Yeah it wasn't great but there was obviously no policy change. During my four year tenure there, we went through six managers if that says anything.
Lol, a million dollar company? That's like the bare fucking minimum to be a business with a physical location, and more than 2 people on your payroll.
Your sick
At least Jenny didn't use ChatGPT to write this one.
Only response for a sticky note on the paper
"We are a collective of worker, lets act like a union 🖕🖕🖕"
It amazes me that people who can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're' are allowed to manage people
Don't. In this case yes, but overall there are dyslexics who are great managers. And on a more sober note, I'd rather have a manager who is shit in grammar but works for the team rather than a PowerPoint manager.
the company owners aremulti million dollar assholes, that's why we behave like this
Stop the multi millionaires
Nobody should be worth anything over 10 million. Anything after that should go 100% to taxes.
With that, governments can actually give out free healthcare, free education, universal basic income and all on a high quality because it will have the funding now that we finally stopped a few from hogging all the world's resources
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Wrong, "you're" and no attention to proper punctuation. I'm going to take your job and unionize your workplace, Jenny.
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If you’ve got enough employees that notices are tacked to a wall, and you’re not doing a million dollars in sales, you don’t have much of a company!
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“Don’t forget lets & let’s” -Grammar Cop
Child sick, buy some medicine
Your sick, buy some medicine
How about providing free health insurance at no cost to the employee and access to child care services also at no cost? Or would be socialism?
Jenny should do a grammar check for your and you're
Also lets and let's
Sounds like Jenny wants to do a shitload of emergency recruitment.
All your staff walk out? Try not being a cunt, Jenny!
That's because this isn't managing people, it's bullying people, and proper spelling isn't really required for bullying.
That's when you show up.. fine.. and do fuck all but hang around and listen to music and drink coffee all day.
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