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[–] Berserker@programming.dev 15 points 3 months ago

Flawless victory.

[–] MalReynolds@piefed.social 13 points 3 months ago

All of you who can't understand the concept of feature complete (see syncthing drama for example) find something useful to do. I promise it's out there.

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 13 points 3 months ago

This is directly caused by squeezing promos down to making your skip level manager horny for the sound of your work instead of having any actual impact on what you are doing.

Its all such stupid horse shit.

"Why does X feature in Y app/game/device take so long??"

This is why

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 8 points 2 months ago

I am so tired of worse products in the name of upgraded products that are literally worse in every way but a bunch of buzzwords and in groups bragging at the top while not knowing anything at all about programs or even the product at all but just seem to be there because they drink with the CTO.

Ugh. The twiddling thumb era of trying to look busy by dismantling the old machines for parts.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 months ago

So that's why we suffer enshitification.

Those who succumb to the Socio-Economic and climb it so.

"Upwards mobility".

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