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[–] BioDriver@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Take me back

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

Holds up spork

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

Be careful, this can trigger someone’s PTxD

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Ah 2013, the year I got my first real job after grad school. That was fun. I miss being 27 - I didn't have the "Oh shit, time is running out and soon I'll be old!" feeling quite as much, although back then I did worry about turning 30.

And speaking of the past, does anyone else feel like it's sort-of still 2020? 2019 was long ago but everything after the start of the pandemic seems like it has happened so quickly.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2021-2025 were invented by big calendar to sell more calendars

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Fun fact: there are only 14 calendar variations in the Gregorian calendar system. Stand-up Maths by Matt Parker

So, Big Calendar has literally been selling you the same 14 things year after year.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It derailed everything. I went from college age young, and "I just need a job" to "nothing can redeem this, I just want to get life over with".

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well hey, I'm glad you're still with us. I hope things turn around for you soon

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, thanks. Trying to at least not kill myself, become normal, and find tranquility to live out my life in. Ambitions are pretty much gone.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Normal is overrated, just find things that are comfortable for you. I wanted to change the world in my teens, now I'm just happy to have (just barely) managed to buy a house. If you can't accomplish dreams it's okay to work on stability in which to enjoy hobbies instead.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

I would not care about being normal, if anything else in this country would not cause you so so much trouble. Even solving problems in a different way, makes my co-workers outraged.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, reality kept happening, but we arejt super involved. We font perceive it, and certainly don't act on it directly as ourselves.

'Eddington' or the entire earth situation and politics of 'echopraxia' and fun guidelines. 'The matrix' if you want something easier to grasp and less dystopian.

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I was taken aback when I heard someone I expected better from use “matrix”, although it was used in a “some people call it x” context and not the regular one dripping with… let’s call it baggage.

Outhouse Perilous is an absolutely spectacular username.

I have no idea what you're trying to say with the first part, but thank you!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Waitaminute... didn't the world end in 2012? Is this some sort of scam?!!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago

No, that was back in 1999

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you really didn't realise you were in purgatory the last few years? How?

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This has been the slowest apocalypse ever.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The meme is too fresh >:( What is this font and shadow combo, soooo 2020+, eh. Back then it was either plain white text or something from cool text. And too little glitter too! It's neither demotivator nor rage comic, so needs more glitter. ... ... xD

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago

You have empowered me beyond belief

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

No, this shit pretty much happened back then too. I searched up Meme Center.

Yeah, feel very very dead inside.

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Rawr motherfucker

[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How do you x D?

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Not enough candie/bracelet on their wrist.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago