I was going to write that every function should be a service as sarcasm, then I realized that's exactly what this article is proposing. Now I'm not even sure how to make a more ridiculous proposal than this.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

IaaS Instructions as a Service

Want to know if a value is odd? Boy have we got the API for you!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Announcing FemtoServices™ - One Packet at a Time!

In an era of bloated bandwidth and endless data streams, today we proudly unveil a groundbreaking approach to networking: FemtoServices™ – Connectivity, one Ethernet packet at a time!

[–] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

quantum services

take your source code and put each character in its own docker container

this gives you the absolute peak of scalability and agility as every quantum of your application is decoupled from the others and can be deployed or scaled independently

implementing, operating and debugging this architecture is left as an exercise for the reader

that will be $250,000 kthx