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I've grown content with the fact there are some aspects of the human experience I will never know first hand or need to know, and that's ok.

I always make sure to nod or high-five the person I see in the puppy mask at shows sometimes, then leave them to their mysterious doings. Sometimes, it's good enough to know a door exists - you don't always have to open it.

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

First read through, I thought 'puppy play' meant literally playing with your puppy.

...you should be able to play with your puppy without feeling the need to fuck them. Your puppy isn't the problem here.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

why not play with your puppy and fuck another girl in front of your puppy? is this not how it should be?

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 100 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No, this is looking at it wrong. You get to fuck the sexy hybrid human-dog abomination

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 127 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have to applaud you on how uncomfortable you just made me using only one word

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It made me sad to say it, too.

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The mark of an incredible joke

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Oh fuck you twice.

Once for sads and another for cringe.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Oh man. I was having a good day and everything.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

What a horrible day to have eyes

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

See we aren't so different

Great, full metal alchemist got even worse

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 150 points 3 days ago (4 children)

No, the puppy straps on a big knotted dog dildo and fucks you.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 58 points 3 days ago

Oh well, in that case never mind.

[–] zout@fedia.io 14 points 3 days ago

Only if you're lucky!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Then you can make a video and call yourself Mr Feet

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I genuinely don't know much about puppy play other than knowing what pup hoods look like (and even then, for all I know the two things are entirely unrelated), but if you have to ask that question you probably should knot engage with or talk about puppy play

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

10/10, would knot-engage again

[–] Forester@pawb.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Something tails me you know more than you let on

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)

They could be a furry. A wholly different thing. 😅

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 72 points 3 days ago (25 children)

They are on Twitter so they likely prefer to lick boots.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

I mean, this but not metaphorically.

Source: Known some puppygirls

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I'd like to lick goth girl boots.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"You really screwed the pooch on that one."

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Said like someone whose "screwed the pooch" too many times.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago

Sounds like bran is jealous she gets to be the dog

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Then you can do it doggy style ~~so you can both watch X-Files.~~

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Put peanut butter on your balls

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 31 points 3 days ago

Even worse, she receives a right to pee on the street, while if you were to pee there, you would've been fined

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 19 points 3 days ago

screw the pooch ya idiom.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago
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