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[–] jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I never had my own AOL email account but I did throw away AOL signup disks and I sent email to AOL accounts... so I guess 20/20 assuming "phone bo" is a phone book.

As for not being long for this world... there are a lot of ways to go that don't link with being old, so I guess that checks out anyway.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

19; guess which one I've never used?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Phone Bo?

(I really want to make a bo staff out of phones now)

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Water beds are making a comeback. This coming year, I swear!

20/20, y’all invited the my funeral. Apparently any day now

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[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

AOL is very American, could've written dialup. Check books were also gone here long before they were in the US.

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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

What about watching "Creature Double Feature"?

Godzilla and all his bitches!

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

Post card?
Cursive??
water bed????

[–] tino@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

18 cause I'm not American.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Add this number to 35 for your age.

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[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

6 with many of them in my childhood or because of under-equipped schools

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Does it count if I own a typewriter, even though I've never used it?

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

17 points, I'm 43, no AOL address, no check book or waterbed.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
  1. Never had a water bed, never did a mix tape. No film camera, either.
[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

16, but I like vintage shit, nahmean?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Surely that should be 'mix tape'? I scored 17 so I anticipate living for another hundred years!

Plus also, what the fuck are you doing on my lawn, ooh innit cold, the price of stamps these days, look at how young those policemen look, fucking cloud!

[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 3 points 4 months ago

I am a little old for a Bo dont ya think?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago
[–] tflyghtz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

13 i mean postcard? My work made me write post cards for Christmas even.

[–] troed@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It's when you are smelly while using a phone

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (5 children)
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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Luckily we didn't have AOL emails where I lived.

But checks? Still use them, they're dead useful for school stuff, sport events for the kids and so on.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Never had VCR, AOL or phone bo. Don't think AOL ever was a thing here anyway, it was Sol or Kvasir and then Hotmail. The rest my 37 years have included.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Records have been resurgent for a decade. The person who made this thinks they're funny and biting, but they are out of touch with the culture.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

And definitely not a "record player". Turntable, mother fucker.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I was too poor to have a waterbed, walkman and chequebook

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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