19 months and 6 days sober... but a Lemmy post told me what to do, so I'm going to get fucking drunk.
this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2025
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But... being drunk is the only time when I am social...
Letβs all stay healthy and safe so we can experience the pain and torment that is surely in our future β₯οΈ
But why, though?
What client did you post this with? Trying to debug why it's a link instead of the image.
Blorp
A week away from 2 years without a drink and damn this year's been testing me real fucking hard, I nice cold whisky and cola would go down real fucking nice right now.
You got this man, fuck that feeling, your a warm motherfucker and you don't need whiskey for that to be so
Hope you stay whatever you want and become whatever you can be too, this world ain't got shit on you, sorry about the year but its not your last one
Keep strong, stay badass, rooting for you from hereβ
Too late, spent the last month drinking after 11 months sober π
something thats helped me a lot is remembering that recovery isn't a linear path.
if you're driving from New York to California, then make an unplanned stop in Nebraska, you aren't back in New York. you just gotta deal with the fact you're in Nebraska and move on.
you got this. stay strong.
11 months is an amazing streak! I reckon you can do 12 next time, give it another go big fella! We're all cheering you on β€οΈ
Detours like that happen to most of us. It's totally worth it once you finally arrive at the place where you don't need it anymore. It's an amazing feeling.
Nooo :( I hope you'll get back on track. Setbacks are ok. It took me about 5 years to get sober once I started trying.
But if you decide to, I've got plenty of booze. I'm not much of a drinker but I have accumulated a collection via various sources and enjoy sharing.
Counter point: Continuing to fuck over my health will bring an end to this hellish existence sooner. π πΆ
Six and a half weeks sober from weed and counting! Trying to make it to 2026
Hey your insomnia is probably better by now! How were the wild dreams?
The insomnia was the hardest part for me since as a daily user I would previously fall asleep within seconds of my head hitting the pillow. The dreams were incredibly vivid - and the nightmares. π¨ Trying to really reign it in in 2026.
I believe in you. My latest record was one week.
Excellent fuck yeah
I drink when I feel like it. I felt like it once last year and twice this year. I've went five years without so much as a beer. I know though that there are those out there that have a problem with moderation and its important they don't imbibe even once.
I'm drunk as I read this.
I could easily see her make a statement like this. I believe in based Samus.
This society kills my sobriety
I let this society ~~kills~~ kill my sobriety
Stoicism corrected that statement for you.
This goes hard. Damn.
I've been drunk like twice, both times sucked, not doing it again.
Health is for losers.
Go on a Rager that people will talk about for decades.
(You may want to consider what community you're posting in)
I'm gonna post wholesome stuff even harder now
I'm gonna take a shot for every wholesome post let's let's fuckin goooooo
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